Where did she get that???

I don't know how she comes up with this stuff.  

Today in the van:  "Mother, I want to faint from someone kissing me on the lips."  What??

(And Mother is her new name for me.)

Then out of the van and into the house with "HELLO vegetarians!"  

We are not vegetarians by any stretch.

She said she "could use a marmalade sandwich under her hat" after seeing a recent movie- do you know which movie?

Last- she likes to dance and has a certain type of music she likes.  Unfortunately it's hard to find appropriate lyrics so I tried "Eye of the Tiger" for her.  Her response?  "That's just weird."

Never, ever a dull moment.